Soups you, Sir

 As we walked through one of the two main roads bisecting the valley, we realised that here at the bottom of the valley it had its own weather system. It was a little being at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, you're in your own world away from the surrounding towns and villages at the top of and over the hill where temperatures showed there were vestiges of summer hanging on. 

We walked in the direction of the curry house as a woman in an aged leather jacket and too tight jeans proceeded to stumble backwards showing a full moon to all the townsfolk as she collapsed with her dignity bleeding onto the pavement. 

In the curry house we met the rest of the team. Among them were two members of an amiable family containing three talented cricketers and all are friendly people who tell me they love the soup recipes I put on this blog. That means today's post is dedicated to them and it features a Swiss Chard Soup. 

The lead singer of the Smiths, whose album Meat is Murder, was on the player as I prepped the soup would approve of this dish as it is a vegetarian soup. The Smiths did not bother too much with Politics on their records but the title track, complete with surprisingly tuneful abattoir noises, has an impact in a way that was ahead of its time when the album was released in 1985.

So the ingredients of this soup, they are:

Five large Swiss Chard Leaves and their stems, that I plucked from my garden, and sliced and diced. 

One White Onion, peeled, topped and tailed and then diced. 

Two cloves of Garlic mashed up. 

A teaspoon of Nutmeg.

A teaspoon of British Coriander Leaf.

A teaspoon of Black Pepper. 

The juice of a Lemon.

Fifty grams of Fresh Parsley from my garden. 

Fifty grams of Fresh Mind from my garden. 

Half a pint of Vegetable Stock. 

Fifty grams of Chive and Onion Cheddar. 

The method for making this soup is simple. First fry the Onion and Garlic in a Le Cresceut or deep non stick saucepan with some Sunflower Oil for about ten minutes. Then add all the other ingredients except the stock and the cheese and stir together while warming through until the Swiss Chard has shrunk to about half its size.

After that add the Vegetable Stock and simmer for around twenty minutes. 

When that's done blend and return to the Le Cresceut. Add the Chive and Onion and warm through before serving. 

This soup has a strange dark rusted colour to it that is much like the leaves on the trees at this time of year. The Mint gives it a freshness that offsets the earthy taste of the Chard. It's a soup that's flavoursome and offers lots of health benefits. 

Steaks Alive!

It was another of those blissful Autumn Sunday mornings where the sun flies high and the blue sky appears bright but somehow cold to the touch. We had spent the morning foraging for edible mushrooms and trekking into the rural suburbs of a village that influenced my formative years. It had been a weekend for us to reset ourselves and dress sharply like a wannabe power couple to go and see the new Bond Movie, a movie that left us with dropped jaws and wonderfully wrought spontaneous memories. 

The Sunday trek left us in need of sustenance for Sunday Dinner and we found it in the shape of a steak dinner that used many ingredients that were grown or purchased within no more than a mile of my house. 

On the player was a side project by Genesis member Mike Rutherford in the form of his band of tools called Mike & The Mechanics. Their eponymous debut album was the record of choice. There's a fair bit of undemanding coffee table pop to take in, that serves as good driving music, and the searing dystopian epic "Silent Running" containing lyrics that -although written in 1985- could well have predicted the Covid Pandemic. 

So to the ingredients of this steak dinner:

Two Medallions of Fillet Steak supplied by Stretton Hall Farm Shop | Facebook

Two Free Range Eggs. 

Six Pods of home grown Mange Tout.

Twelve home grown Runner Beans. 

Five leaves of homegrown Iron Man Winter Cabbage shredded thinly

Twenty-Five grams of Unsalted Butter.

A tablespoon of Gluten Free Self Raising Flour. 

Fresh Chopped Parsley from my garden. 

Point one litres of Skimmed Milk 

Grated Arran Cheddar Cheese. 

The way to make this Sunday Dinner is simple and it creates a filling and protein laced meal:

1. Steam the Mange Tout and Runner Beans for twenty five minutes.

2. Fry the cabbage in Sunflower Oil on a medium heat for around fifteen minutes. 

3. Make the sauce by melting the Butter in a small saucepan and then mixing it thoroughly with the Flour. Add the Parsley and Milk and stir together on a medium-high heat until it is thick Add the Arran Cheddar and stir until the Cheddar is thoroughly melted in. 

4. After you've taken the above steps leave the ingredients in their pans, but covered to keep warm prior to serving. 

5. Fry the Fillet Steaks on a medium heat for three minutes on each side for a rare flavour. 

6. Remove the steaks and then add the eggs to the pan before frying them for around three minutes. 

7. Serve. 

There's something about the taste of fresh green vegetables that gives them a sweetness that you just don't get with their supermarket equivalent. Meanwhile the mixture of a fried Egg on top of the tender steak too is delicious and sauce provided a richness that was not overpowering. 

Rowan, can I?

It's probably the last week in November, two close friends safely were married two weeks earlier. I'm home alone so I root around in the freezer to discover the Rowan Berries that we foraged in summer time. Maybe making these into something edible might just go to show the importance of this thing that we do.

I never realised you could use Rowan Berries for food, but careful reading of a borrowed foraging book proves that you can and so we had foraged a fair amount in late summer.

I've got hold of about 150 grams of Rowan Berries, leaving plenty on the trees for the birds to chomp on, and boiled them up in some water- just enough to cover the berries, with the juice of a lemon and three tablespoons of Brown Sugar. All these ingredients were then, once the berries had absorbed all the water, mashed up into a paste, mixed with around ten Rosemary Leaves and put in an airtight jar. 

When everything had cooled down enough inside the jar, I put the jar of jelly in the fridge and left it there until the first weekend in January after New Year's Day. 

Saturday 8 January 2022, early lunch taken. The rain had washed out the morning walk, the phone had rung a bit but one important message was still finding its way through cyberspace. It was time to take a pause, reflect, plan, and have cheese and biscuits to which this Jelly was the perfect accompaniment. 

I opened the jar and tilted it slightly. The jelly moved slightly and in a way that confirmed it had reached that perfect medium between liquidity and solidness just as all good jelly should. 

The music on the player to which I would enjoy this sophisticated meal to was Joan Armatrading's first album, 1972's "Whatever's for Us". The sentiment in the title was appropriate to the moment. The record stands as one of the finest debuts of the whole singer-songwriter movement and is up there with James Taylor's first album in that respect. It's produced by Gus Dudgeon and some of his touches with the piano, string and vocal arrangements hint at early period Elton, but the overall sound Armatrading creates is unique and wonderful on the record's 14 superior songs. Each is just the right length and none outstay their welcome.

The Rowan Jelly was served with some Cheese and Almond Biscuits and a couple of slices of Double Gloucester with chives. The Jelly's taste was a little like a richer yet slighter bitter version of Cranberry Sauce. It certainly needed the Brown Sugar to counterbalance the Rowan Berries' and Lemon Juice's very sharp flavour. The Rosemary meanwhile added a lovely sweet and sour tang to it all. 

To be sure the Jelly is set, you're best leaving a gap between making it and storing it of around six weeks prior to using it. Once you've first used it, then it should be good to use for a month before it's fully consumed. 

Dark yet glowing, the Jelly is very flavoursome if served with Cheese and Biscuits

Ploughing through Pudding

During the Autumn lots of foraging took place in Norfolk, a place I have visited on a semi-regular basis over the years. While I know a fair bit about the nature, its most famous fictional character and its main football team, I realised I knew little about its native cuisine. Further investigations led me to discover something called Norfolk Plough Pudding, this is a savoury pudding made with sausage meat, herbs, onions and streaky bacon. It is traditionally served in January to mark the first spring ploughing. 

During the first weekend after the New Year return to work in January, I got myself into spring mode by sewing some seeds in my conservatory and making my own take on this recipe.  On the player was Joan Armatrading's eponymous third album.  It's well produced and contains, perhaps, her most famous song "Love and Affection".

The ingredients for the filling of this recipe are:

Pinch of Mustard

2 Fresh Sage Leaves.

2 Fresh Sprigs of Rosemary

2 Fresh Sprigs of Thyme.

1 Fresh Parsley Head. 

A teaspoon of White Pepper.

1 White Onion that's topped, tailed, peeled and diced 

2 Tomato Pork Sausages shredded.

1 slice of Corned Beef shredded. 

The ingredients for the Dough go like this:

225 grams of gluten free Self-Raising Flour.

80 grams of suet

10 soup spoons of cold water. 

Method:

1. Fry onions, Pork Sausages, White Pepper and Mustard on a medium heat in a cooking oil of your choice for around 10-15 minutes until the onions are translucent and the Sausage meat is browned slightly. 

2. Add the Herbs and Corned Beef and warm through for another five minutes before taking the filling off the heat and leaving to one side. 

3. Mix the Self Raising Flour and Suet together while gradually adding the cold water. This will create a thick pasty, pastry. Knead it into a wide and flat circle and put it in the refrigerator for around ten minutes. 

4. Take the pastry out of the fridge and put the filling on it in a heap about three inches wide and five inches tall. 

5. Mould the pastry round the filling to cover the filling and create a dome shaped object that's a similar shape to the Death Star or the Technodrome in Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles. 

6. Cook in the Oven on Gas Mark Six for around forty-five minutes. 

I served this meal with a side of homegrown Broccoli and Cabbage. The pastry remained moist throughout the time in the oven while the tomato in the Sausages blended well with the Corned Beef and the herbs and onion provided a bonanza of flavour. 

Before and after cooking