Kiwi Champion

It was 18 March 2018 and only a week until the clocks changed to take us into British Summertime, yet there were masses of snow on the ground. The night before it had created blizzards and plenty of compacted ice on the trip to and from the house of two very close friends in the company of another of my oldest and best friends and his vibrant young son.

That morning I had slept in a little before the Dogg and I adventured out in the powdery snow. In the afternoon I had a nap again for an hour. The Dogg curled up next to me as if providing some kind of protection. She must have sensed I had a heavy heart.

When I awoke I knew it was time to create something new in the kitchen. I had two spare Kiwi Fruit from the local greengrocer and stepped into new territory by for the first time making a Kiwi Fruit Cake. The recipe was inspired by a similar one I had seen in a cook book bought me as a birthday present by two of the close friends I had seen the night before.

On the player was the final and, perhaps, finest album by the Doors; LA Woman. There are no duff tracks on this record, yes I even adore the jangly and unjustly maligned "Hyacinth House". Some of the very plum cuts include "The Changeling" where singer Jim Morrison urges the listener to 'get loose' while the paranoid "Cars Hiss by my Window" builds a hypnotic atmosphere and sense of claustrophobia that was very fitting considering the thick snow outside. The well-known "Riders on the Storm" is still the best cut on the record and was apt for my mood when considering the storms I had ridden from the start of February.

The ingredients for this cake are:

Cake Mix:

Six Ounces Unsalted Butter.
Six Ounces of Self-Raising Flour.
Nine Ounces of Brown Sugar.
Three beaten Eggs.
A tablespoon of Almond Essence.
One Kiwi Fruit- peeled and cubed.

Topping:

Nine Ounces of Icing Sugar.
Four Tablespoons of warm water.
The rind of one Lemon.
One Kiwi Fruit- peeled and sliced.

The method was as follows:

1. Beat the Eggs in a measuring jug and leave to one side.

2. Stir the Butter, Flour, Sugar, Almond Essence and Kiwi Fruit together in a mixing bowl.

3. Add the Eggs and stir thoroughly until you get a thick paste.

4. Bake in the oven for an hour on Gas Mark Three.

5. Remove from the oven and leave to cool for a good hour.

6. Make the topping by stirring the water, Icing Sugar and Lemon Rind together. Then spread it evenly over the top of the cake.

7. Lay the slices of the remaining Kiwi Fruit out in a decorative pattern on top of the cake.

The Lemon taste coupled with the freshness of the Kiwi Fruit made this cake evoke feelings of sunny summer days walking in the countryside, attending barbecues with good friends and special picnics with loved ones. Perhaps sunnier days are on the way after all.

Glazed over- the icing has run down the side of the cake and created a frozen pattern that mirrored the ice outdoors. 

Olive Bread

The last Saturday in February found me listening me to an obscure album by a legendary artist. The album was "Some Time in New York City" the artist was John Lennon. Although not on a par with his greatest records the album does contain some excellent live jams, as well as some poor ones, including some with a real hero of mine- the late, great Frank Zappa. There are also some great studio songs including the rolling, bluesy "John Sinclair" and raw blast of rock 'n' roll that is "New York City".

During his break from music in the mid to late seventies Lennon took up the hobby of baking bread among other things. I decided to follow his lead as a distraction from the fact that I had suddenly been forced to step back and watch the wheels.

I set out to make a wholemeal bread filled with Olives. The ingredients were as follows:

20 ounces Wholemeal Bread Flour.
Two teaspoonfuls of Dried Yeast.
One teaspoon of dried Rosemary.
One teaspoon dried Thyme.
Three tablespoons of Almond Milk.
Ten ounces of Green Olives.

The method was as follows:

1. Still together all the dry ingredients and Olives in a mixing bowl.
2. Gradually stir in the milk.
3. Once everything is bound together knead the ingredients into a flat but thick circle.
4. Leave in a warm place, such as a south-facing window sill, to rise for one hour.
5. Coat the bread in Olive Oil
6. Bake the bread in the oven for 20 minutes on Gas Mark 6.

The bread was soft with some crunch to it while the Olives, Thyme and Rosemary meant the taste took me back to times when I holidayed below the Olive Line in the southern part of Mediterranean Europe.

Almost gone- a small piece of the crisp yet spongy bread with a Green Olive poking out of it. 

Beetroot One Pot

It was 3 March 2018. It was meant to be Springtime but the area was festooned with snow. It was a complete whiteout. The temperature had cracked my hands but my mood was good despite the recent loss of the bloke that I'm named after and one my true inspirations. In cold weather like this it's great to cook one pot recipes to warm you through.

The dish I cooked proved to be one that was rich, fiery and filling despite containing no meat. However it did contain lots of Pui Lentils that proved to have plenty of protein of the type that was needed to give me my energy.

On the player was another Rolling Stones record in the shape of their underrated 1973 cracker "Goats Head Soup". The album is best known for hit ballad "Angie" but the strongest tracks include the wah-wah powered "Heartbreaker", the appropriate for the time of year "Winter" and the sensual "Coming Down Again".

The ingredients for this recipe were as follows:

Four medium-sized Beetroot, topped, tailed, peeled and cubed
One Spunta Potato, peeled and cubed.
Eight ounces of Pui Lentils
One pint of Cider.
Half a pint of Chicken Stock
One teaspoon of Ground Ginger
Half a teaspoon of Black Pepper.
One teaspoon of dried Chilis
One teaspoon of Chili Powder.

The method to make this one was as follows:

1. Sweat the Beetroot, Potatoes, Spices, Lentils in the Cider in Olive Oil on the hob in a Le Cresceut for  thirty- five minutes until the Cider has almost been absorbed. Be sure to stir the contents of the Le Cresceut regularly to stop the ingredients from sticking and burning.

2. Add the Chicken Stock and simmer on the hob for another thirty-five minutes stirring regularly and making sure that the ingredients don't stick to the bottom of the dish.

Once the Potatoes and Beetroot could be cut with the side of plastic spoon the dish was ready to serve.

It proved to be a rich and flavoursome dish with a fiery aftertaste thanks to the Chili Ingredients.

Afterglow- the Beetroot makes this tasty and substantial dish shine brightly. 

Special Soup

The Drambuie shot rolled down my throat like bath water dropping down a plughole. The Friday night had gone well as I was in the pub with two of my oldest friends and the wonderful and kind other half of one of them. We all needed a bit of a blow out for different reasons after the working week. For me it had been a challenging week partly because the snow from the east had compromised my personal and professional activities to the extent that one day I had needed to walk six miles to the local station to catch a train to work.

The morning after I woke with a sore head but thankful for a cathartic night with great company. After a dazed wander to the supermarket, local greengrocer and the DIY shop, the Dogg and I put on our thickest winter coats and headed to the park. Then after a quick nap to banish the remainder of the Drambuie it was time to make tea.

The inspiration I found for cooking came from a visit to wonderful country restaurant with someone very special. At the restaurant in question we'd had a shot of Sweetcorn and Smoked Salmon Soup that was one of the finest soups I had ever tasted. It was high time I made my take on that recipe.

The ingredients for this recipe were as follows:

One medium sized can of Sweetcorn.
A pack of Smoked Salmon Slices.
Half a pint of Skimmed Milk.
A teaspoon of dried Chives.
A heaped teaspoon of Mustard Seeds.
A teaspoon of dried Tarragon.
A medium-sized Spunta Potato peeled and cut into cubes.
A medium-sized White Onion peeled, topped, tailed and fully diced.
Two Ounces of Unsalted Butter.
A tablespoon of White Wine Vinegar.

On the player was the Rolling Stones' peerless 1970 live record "Get Your Ya's Ya's Out". I often find if my back's against the wall or I'm facing exciting change the Stones' music gives me a special energy to succeed.  They've been a band that's been the soundtrack to my life ever since I was sixteen.

The method to make this soup was as follows:

1. On a medium heat on the hob in a saucepan sweat, in olive oil, the herbs, White Wine Vinegar, Potato, Onion and half the Sweetcorn for twenty minutes stirring regularly to stop things sticking to the bottom of the pan.

2. Add half the Milk and simmer lightly for another twenty-five minutes until the Potato becomes soft and can be cut with the side of a plastic serving spoon.

3. Take the pan off the hob and pour the contents into a blender.

4. Puree the food in the blender on the highest setting and then put the food back in the saucepan.

5. Cut all but one sheet of the Smoked Salmon into pieces and add to the pan with the rest of the Sweetcorn and remainder of the milk.

6. Heat through and serve in bowls that can be topped with parts of the spare sheet of Smoked Salmon and stray Sweetcorn pieces.

This take on the recipe was a much thicker and richer recipe than the dish that inspired it. The Tarragon, a herb more usually associated with Chicken, Mustard, Chives and White Wine Vinegar blended seamlessly to create a unique and savoury flavour. This offset the natural sweetness of the Sweetcorn and contrasted to the burnt-wood taste of the Salmon.

Yellow and Pink top -spare Salmon and Sweetcorn sits atop this irresistible Soup.